Consider this; Infinity War never happens and these two retire from crime fighting to sell furniture at
IKEA…a certain Swedish warehouse/store…
You can tell how hard your working day has been by how much battery you have left on your phone at the end.
this shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard but I almost cried
(Source: stability)
Xayah and Rakan crossover commission for @/xYukiyaminox on twitter
Jaith commission for @/pining_sheith on twitter
“I heard your heart beating, you were in the darkness too.
So I stayed in the darkness with you.”
I know this man my friends, his name’s Inspector Javert.
Shiro loves to take pictures with his friends but he knows Keith doesn’t like to have his picture taken. At the end of a fun evening with Shiro (dinner and arcade games), he agrees to it and they end up in an “old” photo booth.
災厄
battlefield’s a rough place
i. History? You mean World War II?
ii. A jock who looks like they Do Not Belong but is somehow better than everyone else?
iii. Royals, most likely English. Need to know something about Queen Victoria? They have it covered, probably have a powerpoint ready
iv. Has read every single history book there is to read. Ready to fight all the professors with their strangely extensive knowledge on Literally Everything
v. Has read no books but is still ready to fight the professors on everything, half the class facepalms when they raise their hand
vi. Obsessed with latin and the classics, finds a way to make some connection to Ancient Rome even when talking about World War I
vii. Studies The Gays™ , ready to mention one whenever a topic comes even close to one
viii. Knows all the dates but can not remember names for the life of them
ix. Knows all the names but can not remember dates even if their life depended on it
x. That person who is just a little too into Machiavelli
xi. Already knows exactly what event/person they want to research for the rest of their life, has absolutely no interest in courses that don’t relate to that topic
xii. Could not care less about practical topics, only interested in things like pirates and witchcraft
xiii. Didn’t know what they wanted to do with life and picked history because “it gives you the tools for many different things”
xiv. “We should all just be communists” and “Marx seriously had some good ideas”
xv. Does archery, medieval sword fighting and medieval fairs in their free time, super crafty but can also actually kill you
